destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

(via timeywimey27)

    Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
    Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4
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gerward:

when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin

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(Source: gerward, via caches-sobriquet)

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

(via collarbone-deep)

swarnpert:

punk: rebelling against authority

pop punk: rebelling against your parents because they won’t drive you to hot topic with your friends

(via candiceelisejoy)