WiFi: connected
    Me: then fucking act like it

titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

(via timeywimey27)

aryabadbitchstark:

sebastianastan:

superrsoldiers:

my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield

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Steve Rogers is actually a turtle.

(via torchwoodian)

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via hardcoreismyhome)